She grumbles: wake up.

Lately, I've been living on five to seven hours of sleep a night (with only my will power to keep my eyelids open and brain focused), and boy how productive I have become! Here's the normal "me-to-me" conversations I encounter when I'm on a roll.

Okay, okay. Let's do this so I can get to bed!
Start with Biochemistry. Enzymes... speed up chemical reactions! All right!
Filipino? Oh yeah, like studying will get me anywhere. Next.
English. That's group work, I'll let the "group work" on it.
Math... Aw. I forgot I don't have math anymore.
Anatomy! This one looks like a toughie, I'd better start memorizing.
-falls asleep for 20 mins-
OH NO! I fell asleep. For how long? Ugh, I don't have a watch.
-finds a clock and tries to read it in the pitch black light-
I can't read the clock.
-turns on light-
OH NO! I could've spent that twenty minutes asleep memorizing three more bones.
-complains on and on and on and on about how she fell asleep-
WHAT TIME IS IT NOW! Oh no! I could've spent that ten minutes complaining memorizing one and a half more bones.
-complains on and on and on and on about how she complained-
ARRRRRRRRGHHHHH! Oh no! I coul've spent that twenty minutes complaining even more memorizing three more bones.
-falls asleep-
AH! I'm gonna be late for class!!